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christhecreep:

of all the random fucking things to write into the earth to be seen from satellite 

(Source: matthejew)

- I buy and sell weapons and armor.
- Cool! We need weapons. What’s free? Can we have a torch?
- Thief. Thief.

(Source: polyxena)

you fucking cunt dont you dare eat my burger. if you do you better not get out of bed tomorrow cause then i will fucking kill you 

fatsuya-suou:

Why the hell are bras so expensive

Do retailers not realize that if left unchecked my nipples will punch a hole in the fabric of spacetime and kill us all the moment the temperature drops below 70 degrees fahrenheit

(Source: ktt)

caligulas-aquariums:

misterbombastic:

himapapa:

I;m GOinG TO Cry

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(Source: electricgardens)

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(Source: cait-sidhe)

omg i feel asleep on my chem textbook hoping that i would learn through osmosis or something but it didnt work. 
what i did get was the worst dream i have ever had. my family found out that i was gay but instead of all of them finding out at one point in time they all figured out at different times and each time i was there with them and to keep them from telling the others i held them hostage and eventually i lost track of where i kept them all so then by the end i didnt have to worry about anyone finding out cause they were all dead.
huh that doesnt seem as bad as a dream as i thought lol it wasnt even bad that they died it was just that i was all panicky inside my dream and it scared me lol  

lindsayinwonderlandd:

MURICA

(Source: my-clandestine-world)

reactivating:

i love her

(Source: sapphrikah)

mrcraabs:

roses are red

violets are blue

sunflowers are yellow

i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts

(Source: emptiedski3s)